YEAR OF THE WHORES

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This tongue-in-cheek horse-year astrology tee reads like a wink from the cosmos. It’s for the person who reads horoscopes between sips of coffee and laughs at fate—someone who loves a clever roast of zodiac tropes. The crisp, detailed print pops on the soft, sturdy cotton and holds up through washes, so the joke stays sharp. Wear it to casual meetups, tarot nights, or any laid-back gathering where witty shirts start conversations. Subtle enough to layer, bold enough to be the conversation starter when you want to poke gentle fun at astrology and the Year of the Horse. Product features - Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric for lasting comfort and crisp prints - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability - Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main artwork for sharp, detailed graphics - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat